? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Small penises have feelings too.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
