who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
