3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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