The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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