if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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