Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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