I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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