I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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