Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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