This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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