I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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