On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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