Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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