I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
my poor anus
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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