Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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