i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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