I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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