listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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