no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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