What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i drank out of a bidet.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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