No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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