I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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