ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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