He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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