so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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