I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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