just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
is that a dick in a sweater?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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