You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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