I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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