Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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