is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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