I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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