IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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