yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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