I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
