This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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