thus making me awesome and them whores
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
