You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
