we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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