so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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