can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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