But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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