yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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