dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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