girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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