You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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