...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
