Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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