quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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