He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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