I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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