dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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