yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
