Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm really busy with my period
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