just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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