"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hippo gnu deer
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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