i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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